The watchman at my building looks about eight, no wait…. about ten months pregnant. Due date is a matter open for debate to all young women ;)
Weird? I know.
It can be difficult to believe over internet but you would vouch for it had you been staying at my apartment.
And before you dismiss it as my hallucination, I have some logic to back my belief.
Symptoms of Pregnancy
Symptoms of my Watchman
A noticeably large belly
Excessive tiredness and fatigue
Bang On √
Craving for certain foods that are not normally sought out
Yes, yes, all foods√
Nausea and vomiting
The other day, I saw him bite into a bright green mango. Clue anyone? To top it, I even overheard him discuss appointing a substitute in his absence for 3 months. Now doesn’t that equate to a maternity leave!!
Good new awaiting, huh?!