My Pregnant Watchman

The watchman at my building looks about eight, no wait….  about ten months pregnant. Due date is a matter open for debate to all young women ;)

Weird? I know.

It can be difficult to believe over internet but you would vouch for it had you been staying at my apartment.

And before you dismiss it as my hallucination, I have some logic to back my belief.

Symptoms of Pregnancy	Symptoms of my Watchman
A noticeably large belly	True √
Excessive tiredness and fatigue	Bang On √
Craving for certain foods that are not normally sought out	Yes, yes, all foods√
Nausea and vomiting	May be√
Always sleepy	Definitely√

The other day, I saw him bite into a bright green mango. Clue anyone? To top it, I even overheard him discuss appointing a substitute in his absence for 3 months. Now doesn’t that equate to a maternity leave!!

Good new awaiting, huh?!