Friday, May 4, 2012

My Pregnant Watchman

The watchman at my building looks about eight, no wait….  about ten months pregnant. Due date is a matter open for debate to all young women ;)
Weird? I know.
It can be difficult to believe over internet but you would vouch for it had you been staying at my apartment.
And before you dismiss it as my hallucination, I have some logic to back my belief.

Symptoms of Pregnancy
Symptoms of my Watchman

A noticeably large belly
True
Excessive tiredness and fatigue
Bang On
Craving for certain foods that are not normally sought out
Yes, yes, all foods
Nausea and vomiting
May be
Always sleepy
Definitely


The other day, I saw him bite into a bright green mango. Clue anyone? To top it, I even overheard him discuss appointing a substitute in his absence for 3 months. Now doesn’t that equate to a maternity leave!!
Good new awaiting, huh?!

4 comments:

  1. Lol!!! ha ha

    Once I remember reading about a woman who underwent a transgender surgery to become a man but retained his reproductive organs and later got pregnant!! Hmm...Maybe watchman bayya is related :D

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  2. The best part was symptoms of pregnancy and those of your watchman! Lol! Very refreshing read :)

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    1. Thank you !! happy you liked it :)

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